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By Richard Eber
Things are pretty intense inside the Democratic Party these days. Prospective new leaders are being reviewed to make sure they possess social values that are acceptable to Woke-Cancel Cultural values.
The first topic to be queried is “Are you a White Supremacist?” To weed out closet racists and bigoted “bad apples” a questionnaire has been prepared that is being utilized to scrutinize those who should be given positions of leadership on Executive Committees within local organizations.
Luckily, the CPN&V has been able thru their Donkey spy, to gain a copy of this questionnaire for all to see.
Are you a White Supremacist?
Answers
| A | B | C | D | E | |
| 1 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 7 | |
| 2 | 10 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 0 |
| 3 | 0 | 10 | 10 | 3 | 10 |
| 4 | 10 | 0 | 5 | 8 | |
| 5 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 7 | |
| 6 | 10 | 1 | 6 | 8 | |
| 7 | 7 | 5 | 10 | 0 | |
| 8 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 10 |
| 9 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 10 |
| 10 | 8 | 10 | 0 | 5 | |
| 100 and above | You are a candidate for Party Chairperson | ||||
| 90-99 | Welcome to leadership | ||||
| 80-89 | OK to serve | ||||
| 70-79 | Field worker material | ||||
| 40-69 | Intense counseling needed | ||||
| 39 and under | You are a breathing hate crime | ||||
Richard Eber studied journalism at the University of Oregon. He writes about politics, culture, education restaurants, and was former city and sports editor of UCSB Daily. Richard is president of Amerasa Rapid Transit, a specialized freight forwarder.
The views and opinions expressed in this commentary are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official position of Citizens Journal.
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